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1. Microsoft Excel 2007 Quick Tips Unhide Hide a tab Zoom Home row cell Open an Excel spreadsheet that you would like to work on & follow the tips below. Hide a Tab Drag your cursor to the first tab and right click > select Hide Note *If you want to hide multiple tabs, hold CTRL key and left click the tabs... (posted by James Banner 1 year 115 days ago.)

2. Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz, a legendary comic strip artist Charles Schulz Museum Peanuts – no not the peanuts that you eat, but the cartoon show with Charlie Brown and the gang. Who is Charlie Brown? Yes, I asked myself that same question. Ah no not really, I’m joking. Everyone knows who Charlie Brown is. Yes you... (posted by James Banner 1 year 116 days ago.)

3. SuperBowl XLV Frenzy Rules to choose a team and why? The system of football When I think of the Super bowl, I think of high impact and tight-ends breaking rushing yard plays that will razzle and dazzle you for weeks on end. The Super bowl is the beginning of the end! Super-Bowl, not a bowl of healthy cereal, but a stadium... (posted by James Banner 1 year 123 days ago.)

4. Traffic-onomics: Washington, DC congested traffic areas including K St NW Do you sit in traffic by the second, minute, hour, daily, weekly, monthly or annually? If you do, then guess what? I do too. It is a never-ending situation when it comes to driving in the city, depending on where you reside or work or what places... (posted by James Banner 1 year 123 days ago.)

5. Michael Vick’s injury Cinnamon Toast Crunch Football Team Interview with Dog As my brain rattled inside my helmet, I felt no pain. As my shoulders twisted sideways while in midair, I felt no pain. As my hips and legs went in the other direction, I felt some pain. Before I suddenly crashed to the ground with a huge impact... (posted by James Banner 1 year 133 days ago.)

6. Washington DC Valentine’s Day Parade of Love and Caring: History of a Martyr If there was a Valentine’s Day Parade in Washington, DC where would it be? It could be on K Street Northwest (NW) or maybe on 16 th Street. Either way it would be a spectacular event! Cupid floats could be displayed with their nakedness in... (posted by James Banner 1 year 134 days ago.)

7. A Friendship Contract: Is it Real or Fake? How does it affect your relationship? Hi, everyone and welcome to Channel X News! My skit today is about friendships. Bottom line, Who is your best friend? What does he or she mean to you? Would you be willing to sign a friendship contract if placed in front of you? How would you... (posted by James Banner 1 year 142 days ago.)

8. Fantasia Land: Part X Operation and the Great Escape History 101 of this short story can be viewed from the first article at Fantasia Land: The Battle Begins . Zhan was fuming over the guard’s slowness while pushing him to the Observatory Lab within his dungeon. “Speed up, you idiot.... (posted by James Banner 1 year 144 days ago.)

9. I Confess: I’m in love with Noni: Winona Ryder (walks up to the podium) Hi everyone! (waves to crowd) Good morning. I am Winona Ryder, smart, beautiful, charming, unique, elegant, sophisticated, and a compelling young woman who adores myself dearly and has resurrected myself back into the... (posted by James Banner 1 year 149 days ago.)

10. Fantasia Land: Part IX Expect the Unexpected: Culinarist Secret The history can be viewed from the first article at Fantasia Land: The Battle Begins . Zhan was in a wheelchair similar to the ones in hospitals and it creaked from here to there and everywhere. The rear wheels were almost like a large Tonka... (posted by James Banner 1 year 151 days ago.)

11. Fantasia Land: Part VIII Culinarist Challenge The story's history unfolds here Fantasia Land: The Battle Begins . Ezekiel (warrior), Zyarn (sorcerest), and Crimson (archer) all awoke in a strange place. It was cold, and insects and rats were scurrying about. A skeleton looking creature... (posted by James Banner 1 year 156 days ago.)

12. Guess Who am I? Techno Wizard I try not to dwell on others’ business, but can’t help overhearing everything they say. Some things are left unsaid. I am red, blue, black, and white, but now since the upgrade, I come in all sorts of shades. Yes, even green. I... (posted by James Banner 1 year 163 days ago.)

13. Fantasia Land: Part VI I Can’t Get No R-e-s-p-e-c-t (rip Rodney Dangerfield quote) The adventures begin here Fantasia Land: The Battle Begins . Zhan opened one eye, the left eye, and wiped the crust from it with his left hand. His right hand was occupied trying to pry the medical maze of wires from his chest. He was being held... (posted by James Banner 1 year 168 days ago.)

14. Contradiction: Be who you are, not what you Believe We believe that we have to meet expectations. What expectations? We believe we need to fight? Fight against what? We believe in ourselves. Do we? We want to achieve something farfetched? Really! I think we have all been there or somewhat... (posted by James Banner 1 year 171 days ago.)

15. Fantasia Land: Part V Girl Interrupted For the history see Fantasia Land: The Battle Begins . Zhan reached around the Madron, female org, and caressed her shoulder and looked into her eyes wandering what would happen next. He was mystified by her beauty, her luscious long maroon... (posted by James Banner 1 year 171 days ago.)

16. Skilcraft Notepad Functional Resume Address: Travel daily on any flat surfaces, countertops, or any nook or crack. Sometimes hang out on floor depending on situation. Mobility is endless. Contact: Just pick me up. No need to call. My pager is "Can you order me a notepad," Etc. ... (posted by James Banner 1 year 175 days ago.)

17. Fantasia Land: Part IV The Witchendales The adventure begins here at Fantasia Land: The Battle Begins if you're interested in the history. "I have waited for this day. Now, I will be able to harness their energy and make it my own. The tomb of Eliad will be raised again. Our god... (posted by James Banner 1 year 176 days ago.)

18. No Dog Left Behind Jennifer comes home from a long day of work and she was exhausted. The house was clean when she left, but she was not sure about her new dog being home alone. The previous owners said he was trained. Her jewelry box was on her bed, which she... (posted by James Banner 1 year 190 days ago.)

19. Abe’s Life Part X: The Death of Me Here is the intro: Abe's Life Part I: The Change Note: If you haven't read some of the Abe's Life articles, you may not get the full meaning behind the phrases near the end. "I d-o-n-t know what's happening to me. I, I, I cannot take... (posted by James Banner 1 year 192 days ago.)

20. Fantasia Land: Battle Commands part II The introduction story is here: Fantasia Land: The Battle Begins As the wall vanished, the witches came in multitudes, engaging with any enemy in sight. The witches aka Witchendales had pointy noses, red eyes, warts on numerous parts of their body... (posted by James Banner 1 year 192 days ago.)

21. Abe’s Life Part IX: Joy ride The bus's interior with its rugged brown leather seats, new arm rests, and new car smell seemed like a new home to Ricky. As his dream carried on, the bus began to float in midair in another scene with folks on the bus just laughing and chattering... (posted by James Banner 1 year 198 days ago.)

22. How to fry a Potatoe Flaked Red Snapper This recipe is for those who love fish, preferrably red snapper. Pollack fillets can be substituted for Red snapper. This recipe makes 4 servings. To make more, double the ingredients for example to prepare 8 servings you would use 2 eggs versus... (posted by James Banner 1 year 199 days ago.)

23. Fantasia Land: The Battle Begins Ezekiel pronounced ay zeekal' looked around the corner, it was dark and gloomy. No one was in sight for the moment or so he thought. The whisper came from around the corner, however nothing was visible. He recognized the voice. Xyarn pronounced... (posted by James Banner 1 year 199 days ago.)

24. Microsoft PowerPoint 2007: Creating a Chart Object from an Existing file Difficulty: Intermediate. Prior chart knowledge is mandatory. Select the slide that you wish to add the chart object to. On the Insert tab, select the Object button and a pop up box will appear. Choose the create from file option ... (posted by James Banner 1 year 204 days ago.)

25. Microsoft PowerPoint 2007: Formatting the Axis on a Chart This tip is for novice users of Microsoft Word 2007. Basic chart knowledge is required. Say you have a chart and you want to format the axis or the secondary axis: right click on the chart near the axis, select Format Axis and a pop up box will... (posted by James Banner 1 year 204 days ago.)