Guess Who am I? Techno Wizard
Posted: Wednesday, December 15, 2010
by James Banner
I try not to dwell on others’ business, but can’t help overhearing everything they say. Some things are left unsaid.
I am red, blue, black, and white, but now since the upgrade, I come in all sorts of shades. Yes, even green. I wonder how we all get along. No more clicks, just double clicks depending on what it is. We vibrate together. I love my friends, my fave five are Dad, Mom, Grandma, my mannequin Sally, and John Doe.
I have connections. A Connection with a USB is what I’ve been longing for. We get along great until I have what I need, which is power. I cannot control my urge to browse my files and interact with others online. USB just don’t understand. I often times drift off into YouTube land, not knowing if it’s real. I am dreaming.
My apps are different in many ways when communicating with users. If it’s dark, I can see. My flashlight app has incredibly bright light (bright lights, bright lights - Gremlins quote). My games are cool. I have an app to display the user's daily calorie intake, find he/she parking space, GPS locator, navigation, find nearby hotels, gas stations, and restaurants. I can lean to the side, and still resume current tasks without interruption. I can screen save at a moment’s notice. I can lock out unwanted intruders.
4G is the fastest today. I admit, I’m arrogant, I am really fast. “Picture it, Sicily, 1965,” (quote from Golden Girls). Now if you’re into soaps, like Young and the Restless or Guiding Light, I can pull them up to. Go to home page, click on internet button, and then use your index finger to select the site address. Use my handy dandy keyboard to type in ‘cbs’ or ‘Young and Restless’. For the guys, I can pull-up WWE Smackdown, ESPN, CNN, UFC, swim suit channel, ah wait, not applicable, but the rest yes. I have live TV too. Just wait. Look, I told ya. I’m fast!
My screens are amazing as well as graphics. Press the on button on my top - head, lightly tap and slide to the left or slide to the right your finger and watch me move with you. I can keep up. Two screens to the left and two screens to the right, is that 4G? Hmmm.
Entertainment, app perks, and flexibility is a must. I love music, FM Radio, games, YouTube, Apps, icons, text messages, voicemail, call waiting, calculator, stock organizer, calendar control, speakerphone, high quality graphics, fave five, contacts, sending email, reading email, pictures, movies, and etc. etc. etc. What am I? No really, what am I, what brand? Oh yeah, I can talk with my new ringtones, hehehe.
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Top-level comments on this article: (6 total)You got me. I know it's always going to be an interesting or entertaining article when I see your name. Thanks James!Answer coming soon. Interesting should be my middle name. Thanks for your comments.
James, thanks for this clever look at the latest cell phone from the phone's point of view. I have always wondered what they were thinking. Now I know. :)Yes, they have minds of their own, but they just don't know exactly how to express it to others. They should make a screen where it has an avatar that can tell you what mood the phone is in.....lol. For instance... "I am feeling lucky today or I have 2 voicemails, please check me." Copywright 12.16.2010 James Banner
You and Bruce need to get together! I haven't the faintest clue what brand you are!!It is a phone, but there's a certain brand/model that produces the apps. This one is a little easier.
Hmmm, gotta be Iphone 4, although I'll put my Android Incredible up there with it any day! Love this series, James!Jean,
Technically you have the answer - it's an Android MyTouch 4G smartphone with optional features and apps added. It's not an Iphone, but really really close to one and it has more features not listed in the article.
Info: The fave five, which is a Tmobile option, allows a user to have 5 people who they call the most for no additional network charges.
It's an Android MyTouch 4G smartphone with optional features and apps added. I didn't copy and paste that from your answer to Jean..really.:-) See, my I is capitalized. Ok, maybe I did, but that's not the point. The point is I enjoyed playing the game almost as much as I enjoyed reading the article. Good stuff James.I think I will make another one. Time will only tell. You have to use deep thought with these to conjure up some good ideas.
Ha ha ha! Interesting article .. First I wondered what it was all about!! Personally, when it comes to mobile phone, nothing does me better than a Nokia E90 ( The Communicator) and I guess just like me, every E90 user hates Iphone!Thanks for the comments. I enjoyed crafting it. It was challenging to come up with some interesting details and not give away the actual brand. It does sound like an Iphone, but it's not. The droid has mobileTV but no HULU apps yet. I tried tv.com but didn't get any good results, unless I screwed up something.
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